Description

This hat doesn’t whisper. It screams “I microdose molecular wizardry before breakfast.” Boldly embroidered with PEPTIDES, it’s a middle finger to mainstream medicine and a nod to the underground elite who know their GH from their GHRH.

Crafted for rebels, researchers, and walking N=1 experiments, this cap is the uniform for those who cycle compounds the way most people cycle diets. Wear it in the gym, in the lab, or during your next underground consult. Just don’t wear it to your FDA hearing.

Details:
Heavy-duty cotton, so it survives shoulder day
Embroidered “PEPTIDES” because printing is for posers
One-size-fits-most biohackers
Sweat-wicking enough for your mitochondrial meltdowns

Warning: May attract unsolicited conversations about half-lives, receptors, and why you’re still natty.