Description

“RESEARCH USE ONLY” HAT
Not for Human Use… But You’re Not Regular Humans, Are You?

Slap this on your dome and let the world know: you’re not a subject of the system — you’re the f*cking researcher. The “Research Use Only” hat is a wink to the underground, the biohackers, and the chemically curious who’ve read the label… and decided to inject anyway.

Perfect for your next self-experiment, gym sesh, or awkward dinner with normies. Wear it like a disclaimer. Or a challenge.

Unapproved. Unregulated. Unapologetic.
For research use only — just like everything else in your fridge.