Description
“LAB RAT” HAT
Test Subject #0001 — Self-Experimenting Since Day One.
This hat isn’t for spectators. It’s for the fearless few who dose, track, tweak, and repeat. The “Lab Rat” cap is a proud nod to every injection, cold plunge, fasted workout, and molecule you tried before it was trending — or legal.
You’re not waiting for approval. You are the study.
No ethics board. No placebo group. Just data, discipline, and domination.
Wear it like a warning. Or an invitation.
LAB RAT — because you’re done being the control.
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